NAFO - Santa Fella - Wooden Christmas Ornament
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Santa Fella, been bonking vatniks all day and night, for me
Been an awful good time,
Santa Fella, so hurry down the chimney tonight
This year merriment is non-negotiable. Demonstrate your commitment to the elimination of nonsense where ever it is pronounced with this comfortable and stylish limited edition shirt.
The North Atlantic Fella Organization wants you to know that when you buy anything NAFO on Saint Javelin the money goes towards the deletion of Russian invaders from existence, banishing them to the shadow realms forever.
• Material: solid, natural Hinoki wood
• Ornament thickness 0.37″ (9 mm)
• Comes with a red ribbon and a hole to thread it through
• Magnetic back
• Two-sided print
• Durable yet lightweight - soft to the touch
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | HEIGHT (inches) | |
| Star | 4 | 3 ⅜ | ⅜ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | HEIGHT (cm) | |
| Star | 10.3 | 8.7 | 1 |
All of our items are custom orders & made with care. Most orders are fulfilled with 2-5 days. We are working as fast as we can with our fulfillment partners to ensure orders are received ASAP. Depending on your region customs duty might apply.
* Scroll Down for Hoodies + Sweatshirts *
TSHIRTS + TOPS
- Relaxed Classic Unisex Fit & Pre-Shrunk
- 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton (Heathers contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
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LENGTH |
WIDTH |
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XS |
27in / 68.6cm |
16.5in / 42cm |
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S |
28in / 71.1cm |
18in / 45.7cm |
|
M |
29in / 73.7cm |
20in / 50.8cm |
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L |
30in / 76.2cm |
22in / 55.9cm |
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XL |
31in / 78.7cm |
24in / 61cm |
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2XL |
32in / 81.3cm |
26in / 66cm |
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3XL |
33in / 83.8cm |
28in / 71.1cm |
|
4XL |
34in / 86.4cm |
30in / 76.2cm |
|
5XL |
35in / 89cm |
31in / 78.7cm |
HOODIES & SWEATSHIRTS
- Relaxed Classic Unisex Fit & Pre-Shrunk
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
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LENGTH |
WIDTH |
|
S |
27in / 68.6cm |
20in / 50.8cm |
|
M |
28in / 71.1cm |
22in / 55.9cm |
|
L |
29in / 73.7cm |
24in / 61cm |
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XL |
30in / 76.2cm |
26in / 66cm |
|
2XL |
31in / 78.7cm |
28in / 71.1cm |
|
3XL |
32in / 81.3cm |
30in / 76.2cm |
|
4XL |
33in / 83.8cm |
32in / 81.3cm |
|
5XL |
34in / 86.4cm |
34in / 86.4cm |
TANK TOPS
- 100% combed and ringspun cotton
- Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
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LENGTH |
WIDTH |
|
XS |
26in / 66cm |
16in / 41.3cm |
|
S |
27in / 68.6cm |
18in / 46.4cm |
|
M |
28in / 71.1cm |
20in / 51.4cm |
|
L |
29in / 73.7cm |
22in / 56.5cm |
|
XL |
30in / 76.2cm |
24in / 61.6cm |
|
2XL |
31in / 78.7cm |
26in / 66.7cm |
Note: Some sizes (XS / 3XL / 4XL / 5XL) might be sourced outside your region depending on your location and colour/size choice.
