HIMARS TIME MADNESS - Men’s Swim Blue Shorts
HIMARS TIME MADNESS - Men’s Swim Blue Shorts
HIMARS TIME MADNESS - Men’s Swim Blue Shorts
HIMARS TIME MADNESS - Men’s Swim Blue Shorts
HIMARS TIME MADNESS - Men’s Swim Blue Shorts
HIMARS TIME MADNESS - Men’s Swim Blue Shorts

HIMARS TIME MADNESS - Men’s Swim Blue Shorts

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Get ready for the Crimea Beach Party with hottest swim shorts of the summer!

The HIMARS time madness is in the air, and nothing scares you anymore. You’re lying down on the beautiful Crimean Beach, sipping your fireball cocktails and watching over the ruins of the Kerch Bridge. If you want this dream to come true, then remind everyone that Crimea is Ukraine and Support the liberation of Ukraine’s territories!

The net profits from this collection will be donated to procure tactical medicine and armored vehicles for the Territorial Defense Forces of Ukraine.

• Fabric composition: (may vary by 5%) 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
• Liner composition: 92% polyester, 8% spandex
• Fabric weight (may vary by 5%): 5.13 oz/yd² (174 g/m²)
• Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
• Anti-chafe mesh inner liner
• Elastic waistband with drawcord
• Mesh pockets
• Small inside pocket for valuables
• UPF 50+

Items are all custom orders made in real-time for you - as a result, no exchanges or returns are possible. We try to fulfill local to your region but some items, sizes, or colours might not be available and as a result, might be sourced outside your area. Customs duty might apply to certain orders depending on your country. (Ie. Canadians with orders over $150)

Size guide

  WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
2XS 28 ⅜ 35 ⅜
XS 29 ⅞ 37
S 31 ½ 38 ⅝
M 33 ⅛ 40 ⅛
L 36 ¼ 43 ¼
XL 39 ⅜ 46 ½
2XL 42 ½ 49 ⅝
3XL 45 ⅝ 52 ¾
  WAIST (cm) HIPS (cm)
2XS 72 90
XS 76 94
S 80 98
M 84 102
L 92 110
XL 100 118
2XL 108 126
3XL 116 134

All of our items are custom orders & made with care. Most orders are fulfilled with 2-5 days. We are working as fast as we can with our fulfillment partners to ensure orders are received ASAP. Depending on your region customs duty might apply.

Size guide + sizing details for Saint Javelin clothes.

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measures may vary up to 2 inches / 5 cm. 

MADE IN UKRAINE TSHIRTS

  • European sizing 
  • Made in Ukraine
  • Classic adult unisex fit 
  • 95% Cotton + 5% Elastene
  Length  Width Shoulder To Shoulder
Small 26in / 67cm 18in / 47cm 16in / 41cm
Medium 27in / 69cm 19in / 49cm 17in / 43cm
Large 29in / 73cm 21in / 53cm 18in / 47cm
XL 30in / 76cm 22in / 55cm 20in / 50cm
XXL 31in / 79cm 23in / 58cm 21in / 52cm

 

TSHIRTS + TOPS

  • Relaxed Classic Unisex Fit & Pre-Shrunk
  • 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton (Heathers contain polyester)
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)

 

LENGTH

WIDTH

XS

27in / 68.6cm

16.5in / 42cm

S 

28in / 71.1cm

18in / 45.7cm

M 

29in / 73.7cm

20in / 50.8cm

L 

30in / 76.2cm

22in / 55.9cm

XL 

31in / 78.7cm

24in / 61cm

2XL 

32in / 81.3cm

26in / 66cm

3XL 

33in / 83.8cm

28in / 71.1cm

4XL 

34in / 86.4cm

30in / 76.2cm

5XL 

35in / 89cm

31in / 78.7cm

  

HOODIES & SWEATSHIRTS

  • Relaxed Classic Unisex Fit & Pre-Shrunk
  • 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)

 

LENGTH

WIDTH

S 

27in / 68.6cm

20in / 50.8cm

M

28in / 71.1cm

22in / 55.9cm

L 

29in / 73.7cm

24in / 61cm

XL 

30in / 76.2cm

26in / 66cm

2XL 

31in / 78.7cm

28in / 71.1cm

3XL 

32in / 81.3cm

30in / 76.2cm

4XL

33in / 83.8cm

32in / 81.3cm

5XL

34in / 86.4cm

34in / 86.4cm

 

STICKERS 

• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Durable vinyl - 95µ density

Due to the nature of some of our unique designs, when printed as a sticker the design might be variable in size.

  Height Width
3" x 3"  3in / 7.5cm 3in / 7.5cm
4" x 4" 4in / 10cm 4in / 10cm
5" x 5" 5in / 14cm 5in / 14cm

 

TANK TOPS

  • 100% combed and ringspun cotton
  • Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)

 

LENGTH

WIDTH

XS 

26in / 66cm

16in / 41.3cm

S

27in / 68.6cm

18in / 46.4cm

M 

28in / 71.1cm

20in / 51.4cm

L

29in / 73.7cm

22in / 56.5cm

XL 

30in / 76.2cm

24in / 61.6cm

2XL 

31in / 78.7cm

26in / 66.7cm

 

Note: Some sizes (XS / 3XL / 4XL / 5XL) might be sourced outside your region depending on your location and colour/size choice.

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andreas hoppe (Frankfurt am Main, Germany)

nice shorts! f russians

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Felix Baumann (Zurich, Switzerland)

HIMARS TIME MADNESS - Men’s Swim Blue Shorts

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JEH (Dublin, Ireland)
Great design and very high quality shorts

They're awesome! Slava Ukraini!

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THANK YOU

I started Saint Javelin with hopes of raising $500 by selling stickers to help out Ukrainians under the threat of a full scale invasion.

Then Feb 24th changed millions of peoples lives. Saint Javelin has donated over $2M to support frontline defenders, purchase medical and protective gear (IFAKs, tourniquets) and support humanitarian efforts required in Ukraine.

Saint Javelin The Protector of Ukraine helps to support Ukraine
Ukrainian tryzub, trident is a national symbol for Ukraine. It's the official symbol, logo, design of Ukraine

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